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"Roadhog" |
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Kit bash between 1/25 Indy Car and 1/48 A-10 Warthog |
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Model by Dan's Mon-Key |
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Photos by Dan's Mon-Key's Stupid Cousin Larry |
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Article by Steve Bamford |
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History It all began a few years back when Dan's Mon-Key was watching Australian Rules Football on Satellite TV. The whole lack of any apparent rules got his interest up. Then there were the Mad Max movies he rented on video. The complete lack of concern for human life and limb truly impressed him and Dan's Mon-key was convinced all Australians were living a lifestyle identical to the characters in Mad Max. Then when it was announced that Indy car racing would be going to Australia, there was no stopping Dan's Mon-key from building a car...entering the race and trying to go home with the winning purse. The first obstacle was designing a car. Due to cost considerations.....Stupid Cousin Larry was in charge of designing and building the car. To guard against any fatal design flaws, the car was equipped with an ejection seat. The design was sound....take a basic Indy Car....bolt a couple of A-10 Warthog engines to it and fully arm it with a mulit-barrel cannon and Maverick missiles. It seems the part about cars conforming to some basic INDY standards was lost on these two greedy Mon-Keys from hell. Stupid Cousin Larry is not the brightest Monkey in the family tree and this was realized shortly after the first test drive of the new race car...this was car # 01. It seems he bolted the Warthog jet engines onto the car backwards, so instead of providing forward motion....they provided reverse motion. No one noticed this slight flaw in design until after the initial test drive. Dan's Mon-key suited up and strapped himself into the race car and fired up the engines. When he hit the gas pedal the car flew into reverse and shortly hit 600 miles per hour with Dan's Mon-key shrieking all the way. Just before the car hit a concrete wall leading into the turn....Dan's Mon-key ejected and safely landed. The car was utterly destroyed and the engines flew for 1/2 a mile before finally landing in a packed parking lot for a local biker gang...they were not amused either. So Stupid Cousin Larry set about fixing the design flaws in the original car...this was of course after he was healed from a severe beating from Dan's Mon-key that was inflicted with a Williams Bros B-10B model kit. Car # 02 was perfect except for the fact it didn't meet even the basic of Indy Car car construction qualification rules. Our two 'heros' were not daunted by this and decided to open their own Indy Race Car Driver training school. the concept was simple. Insert student driver in unarmed car. Dan's Mon-key would chase the student driver around the track trying to kill him with either the mulit-barrelled cannon or the sidewinders of Maverick missiles. Sadly they were unable to sign up and drivers interested in improving their driving skills and the driver training school went bankrupt. The model
The beauty of car kits is they require no filler due to the lack of seams and due to the complicated nature of the paint scheme I wanted to do......the lack of seams and filler meant I could paint the model and then assemble it.
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Photos and text © by Dan's Mon-Key and Steve Bamford
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