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A priest buys a lawn mower at a yard sale. Back home, he pulls on the starter rope a few times with no results. He storms back to the yard sale and tells the previous owner, I cant get the mower to start! Thats because you have to curse to get it started, says the man. Im a man of the cloth. I dont even remember how to curse. You keep pulling on that rope, and itll come back to you.

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